Why I hate home hospice.
If you know you know…
Home Hospice sucks
Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.
I’ll explain in detail later.
Press
Our process applies techniques from a variety of disciplines distinction in detail and gives careful attention.
Money
Our process applies techniques from a variety of disciplines distinction in detail and gives careful attention.
Medicare
Our process applies techniques from a variety of disciplines distinction in detail and gives careful attention.
why?
explanations.
01
Targets
Vulnerable targets of Medicare fraud, waste, and abuse, etc.
02
Evil
Greed.
03
Greed
Evil scum.
Success
Proven track record of highest profits in the United States healthcare sector.
20%
margins
countless
victims
Who are we
Award winning scammers waiting to kill you.
✓ Easy to use
✓ Beautifully designed sales spiels
Testimonials
Their customers said nothing. They can’t tell you how bad it was now that they’re dead.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
6.66 stars from 6,666,666 reviews
Excellent
We were really impressed by the amount of morphine and ativan we had to dump down grandma’s throat!
★★★★★
Nobody
Highly Recommended
By marketers everywhere.
★★★★★
Scum
Outstanding client feedback
Sorry, the dead can’t take surveys.
★★★★★
Dead dude
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Frequently Asked
Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
Simply reach out to our team, providing us with your vision, and we will swiftly develop a plan that will transform your dreams into lasting memories.
Is it possible to die miserable?
Absolutely!
Tell me more about your death squad.
Conspiracy to commit murder among doctors and private equity investors in all 50 states.
How does the billing process work?
Medicare pays a daily rate of $224.62 for routine home care (days 1-60) and $176.92 (days 61+), regardless of whether any actual care is delivered.
What is the process for managing guest invites?
Your unskilled family and friends will be forced to care for you while you die whether they like it or not.
Can I receive a receipt for my order?
Just a death certificate, with whatever cause of death they come up with. You won’t be autopsied, so anything goes here!
Have additional questions?
You should. Don’t believe the hype.